Presenting Some Lighter Awards For FC Cincinnati

In the spirit of end-of-year awards, here are some lighter FC Cincinnati awards to enjoy.

Photo Credit: Jeremy Miller

The Staff of Cincinnati Soccer Talk is bringing back our End of Season Awards for the 2018 FC Cincinnati season. On Monday we released our 2018 Fan-Vote Player of the Year Emmanuel Ledesma. On Tuesday we announced our choice for Goal of the Year. We’re taking a lighter approach today with our 2018 Funny Awards. Stay tuned for our Moment of the Year on Thursday and 2018 Staff-Voted Player of the Year on Friday.

In the spirit of these end-of-season awards, here’s a different approach — some lighter moments from this season. CST compiled these with a sense of humor in mind. And there are also some awards that aren’t necessarily funny but really couldn’t fit anywhere else.

We hope to make these awards an annual tradition. But they need a name. We’ve labeled them the Funny Awards. They also could be something a little more formal, like the Laughing Lion Awards or something altogether different. Send us some of your ideas, and we’ll pick a name to use next year.

Without further ado and in no order whatsoever:

Best Bromance: Jack Stern and Austin Berry

Unsung hero: Blake Smith

Most improved: Paddy Barrett

Best Harry Potter impersonator: Nazmi Albadawi

Best podcast not named “Cincinnati Soccer Talk”: Tie between Old Man Ultras and Knifey Lion Radio

Best fan moment: Cincy Super Fan proposing to Ms. Cincy Super Fan

Best Twitter follow: Michael Lahoud

Best Twitter follow for food hot takes: Spencer Richey

Best goal celebration: Fanendo Adi’s first goal

Best pitch invader: The FCC Squirrel

Biggest halftime controversy: Sprinkles

Best FCC community moment of unity: Fußball Club Cincinnati

Most qualified to give Jimmy McLaughlin dance instructions: Forrest Lasso

Best “I can do anything better than you” moment: Kenney Walker one-upping Zlatan Ibrahimovic

Best natural hair: Michael Lahoud

Best dyed hair: Corben Bone

USL record for locker room champagne cleanup: Teddy Kerr and Diego Martinez

Best use of Skyline: National Chili Dog Day

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